dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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