I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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