My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Randomize
