Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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