I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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