white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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