Too much gin, very little bucket
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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