and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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