Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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