its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Randomize
