i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
P.S. I can't hear my feet
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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