How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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