Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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