didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i don't like sucking hair
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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