So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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