so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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