as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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