I am spending my child support on dildos
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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