I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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