Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My vagina just recognized that song.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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