So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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