Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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