i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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