fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I wear drunk well.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
