It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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