a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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