are you so shy because you have an std?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
