Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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