stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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