Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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