her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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