Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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