i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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