im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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