I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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