the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i need some magic done to my vagina
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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