But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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