Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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