What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
So much rum. So many feels.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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