I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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