I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
