I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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