He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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