Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
