Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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