NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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