just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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