Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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