Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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