Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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