...so i touched it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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